Give me your best magic 8 ball answer. Will I find wealth and happiness in the new year?

@EnigmaticGeek certainly. But now...gin and tonic. Eff you magic 8 ball.

@SW-User That's pretty much how I feel about them.

Now if non-magic-8-ball answers were permitted, I would have told you that I know how to make money and have a surplus of happiness which I'd like to share with someone.

But, they weren't permitted, so never mind.

@EnigmaticGeek I guess that's how the magic 8 ball rolls

@SW-User LMAO