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StokedFox · 36-40, F
I'd turn my dying Mom into an eagle so she could enjoy the rest of her life freely. She'd like that.
JimminyChristmas · 56-60, M
I would turn my ex wife into a sewer rat!😁
Sepia · 36-40, F
@JimminyChristmas why oh why?? :(
JimminyChristmas · 56-60, M
@Sepia She disappeared with my son and poisoned my dog the day she left. Turning her into a rat is kind compared to some other things I could feel justified doing.
LucyCan · 26-30, F
I'd turn Trump into a patriotic mule.
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