Why are cases of people being killed by nerd thighs so rare? :(

4 cases since 1981 (killed them via strangulation/asphyxia). Any theories on why it isn't more common?

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hunkalove · 61-69, M

I think it's a government cover-up. You know when you hear about an ape escaping from the zoo and killing a bunch of people? That's actually a nerd crushing someone with his thighs!