Viper · M
Why KAZAKHSTAN?
BlueVeins · 26-30
@Viper It would be the ultimate power move! Imagine being Vladimir Putin with the NATO paratroopers drop in from orbit! Half the sky lights up on the border as landing crafts blaze through the atmosphere, and the smell of estrogen hits your nose so strong that it nearly knocks you unconscious. Within three weeks, the entire country has been turned into an ostrovegan client state and will soon hold a vote on whether or not to become the 51st state. The guards stationed at the border are ordered to fart into Russia in unison, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.



