Freudian slip...
Two buddies are having a late breakfast with each other one day. First guy asks his friend, "have you ever experienced a Freudian slip?"
Second man: What do you mean?
First man: Well, you know I just got back from a business trip. When I went to the travel agency to book my travel arrangements, I was greeted by a large breasted woman and instead of asking for a ticket to Pittsburgh I accidentally said a picket to
Titsburgh.
Second man: I understand what you mean. I did have a similar instance just last weekend. I was sitting at the kitchen table having breakfast with my wife and I meant to ask her to pass me the salt.
Instead, I ended up saying, "you ruined my life you fucking bitch!"
Second man: What do you mean?
First man: Well, you know I just got back from a business trip. When I went to the travel agency to book my travel arrangements, I was greeted by a large breasted woman and instead of asking for a ticket to Pittsburgh I accidentally said a picket to
Titsburgh.
Second man: I understand what you mean. I did have a similar instance just last weekend. I was sitting at the kitchen table having breakfast with my wife and I meant to ask her to pass me the salt.
Instead, I ended up saying, "you ruined my life you fucking bitch!"
46-50, M