Gave my workers their goals for the weekend

Need 38 picnic tables built and hopefully stained. Convinced the one customer she couldn't afford not to get umbrellas at the same time with table purchase they're only $100.00 after purchase $200.00 without purchase $300.00. After 38 the tables will be available only at the Branson location.

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Gibbon · 70-79, M

I'll take care of those tables for yah.
But the stain is going to run off the plastic. Oh and no kids over 12 pounds can sit on the seats.
Also the umbrellas are nonremovable once in place. Each set up is guaranteed to withstand a windstorm up to 3mph.
Delivery is free. Just watch for the odd shaped balloon to come over your place between 2 and 4 in the afternoon on Wednesday and shoot in down.
We will be sending a gun made just for this purpose tomorrow. It's a one time use so don't miss.
There are miscellaneous Chinese documents on the balloon just in csse you miss and it gets away. Several include Bidens signature so you'll have nothing to worry about.

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Gibbon · 70-79, M

@Musicman Shhhh. Don't say that. I'm certain Bob has the wood and that's he wants the tables made out of.
I'm trying to get off with a quick cheap plastic, I confided, take the money and run deal like Billy Joe and Bobby Sue.
I appreciate the offer. Perhaps you can setup a catch net for the balloon.
The more it goes through my mind the more I realize I didn't think this through. Those tablets and umbrellas are folded and packed in old A&P paper grocery bags. Some of those bags have full Eight O'clock coffee cans in them. They were there so Ieft them as a bonus. Everything is bundled together with dry rotted bungee cords.
It's all apt to be a mess when shot down.

Musicman · 61-69, MVIP

@Gibbon Mum is the word 🤐 We'll keep your secret safe. 🙂

Gibbon · 70-79, M

@Musicman He's keeping quiet so he probably read my offer and said.

SCREW THAT

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