Ever wanted a wife that can cook, do laundry, clean the dishes, take care of kids, and kick your as in any video game?

No

Never mind video games, does she give good head?

I was reading this and all I thought of was a parent.. A mom🤔

oh yea, that's gonna be heaven on earth like thing tbh

I wish I had someone to do those things for.

Doesn't exist, I've concluded

Who wouldn't?

No. I can do all that. Wouldn’t mind a husband who could, though.

I do my own laundry because my stuff will get mixed in with the kids stuff, and she can't play video games. She can cook like a chef though.

isnt that all women?