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Before you start liking me too much I need you to know I’ve never won a game of monopoly.

And worse than that, every time I play it, I somehow decide this is going to be the time I win.

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CalmPassions · 31-35, M

You just kept passing go for the $200. I see you.

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CalmPassions · 31-35, M

@itsok Me too. Let's travel together.

itsok · 31-35, F

@CalmPassions on second thought I want to hang out at my electric company and visit the jail

CalmPassions · 31-35, M

@itsok So you want hard labor? Fair enough.

Pfuzylogic · M

I have personally found that my luck changes with the right token.
I choose the hat or the Indy racing car.
If that doesn’t help then a secret stash of

should do the trick!

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Coppercoil · M

@Pfuzylogic what is your fave.. its so hard been the car.. even now.

Pfuzylogic · M

@Coppercoil I was Speedway born so I have to go with the Indy Car. That was my backyard!

Coppercoil · M

@Pfuzylogic nice!

SW-User

I've never played monopoly to start with, lol

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SW-User

As a kid I mostly liked snakes & ladders, uno and connect 4 😇

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SW-User

@SW-User I dare you to play snake and ladder with me. Loser will do belly dance and bake cookies for winner. 👀

itsok · 31-35, F

@SW-User I don’t recommend it. Uno and connect 4 are fun

ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F

it’s OKY no one truly wins a game where the goal is to pay rent

itsok · 31-35, F

@ginnyfromtheblock so true 😢

Stark

This post reminds me of the game night I use to have with my parents when I was younger 😂❤️

itsok · 31-35, F

@Stark sometimes we still have game nights with some of my siblings, their kids, and my dad. I like to bring prizes 😁

Stark

@itsok omg that’s amazing ! 😱

Classified · M

Well, I don't recall whether I've ever won. I think I almost never finished the game, so there. 😤

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Classified · M

@itsok Then it doesn't make any difference 😑
Okay I'll just let you win out of simping reasons then 😌

itsok · 31-35, F

@Classified perfect

Classified · M

@itsok And I'll bring handkerchiefs 😌

SW-User

Not to flex, but... I have Pirates of The Caribbean monopoly 😉😚

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SW-User

@itsok well, fuck... Still 14 years, 7 months and 3,5h left of obligatory love 🤬 But as soon as that's over, you better watch the movies!

itsok · 31-35, F

@SW-User I’ll make sure to watch them in the next decade or so

SW-User

@itsok good! Love you tho 😘 only mostly bc I have to 😇

easterniowegin · 51-55, M

Short memory and tenacity is hugely important in the games/sports realm. 👍

SW-User

Yeah Monopoly is banned in our family 🥲

itsok · 31-35, F

@SW-User for good reason, I’m sure

SW-User

@itsok mostly to prevent homicide

Harlow · 31-35, F

OH MAH GAWD 😱

SW-User

Pffft
Forget it then

Coppercoil · M

Too late :(

OnePatheticClown · 51-55, M

🙀

Majorlatency · M

This is a terrible affliction, but I'm prepared to see past it!
The same applied to your dogs assuming they've never won Monopoly either..

Wanna play strip Monopoly?

itsok · 31-35, F

@Majorlatency ew, that sounds double bad

Majorlatency · M

@itsok *assumes fetal position*

Pretzel · 70-79, M

that's okay
it's what keeps the doors open in Vegas

itsok · 31-35, F

@Pretzel me losing at monopoly?

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@itsok nope - that hopeful atitude that THIS is going to be the day -

I've never won either - and a lot of the games end with people saying "let's continue this another time"

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

I don't know if I ever won a game or not -- but I do know I found it boring as hell and usually just walked away to do something else.

Elessar · 26-30, M

Deal breaker, I was planning to propose but after this.. 💔

SethGreene531 · M

🤔 Hmm.....how are you at Battleship?

itsok · 31-35, F

@SethGreene531 surprisingly good

SethGreene531 · M

@itsok Battleship it is then.

Fun game, especially with a worthy opponent!

eyeno · M

Me too, so I decided to add a touch of realism..,

userfawkes1105

Don't feel bad...I'm the same that game can take hrs. Middle way though it I usually start loosing too. Not because the game is pointing out I suck (which I'm sure I do) but rather bc it's been hrs and I just want there to be an end.