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Before you start liking me too much I need you to know I’ve never won a game of monopoly.

And worse than that, every time I play it, I somehow decide this is going to be the time I win.
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Pfuzylogic · M
I have personally found that my luck changes with the right token.
I choose the hat or the Indy racing car.
If that doesn’t help then a secret stash of
should do the trick!
Coppercoil · M
@Pfuzylogic what is your fave.. its so hard been the car.. even now.
Pfuzylogic · M
@Coppercoil I was Speedway born so I have to go with the Indy Car. That was my backyard!
Coppercoil · M
@Pfuzylogic nice!
SW-User
I've never played monopoly to start with, lol
SW-User
As a kid I mostly liked snakes & ladders, uno and connect 4 😇

@SW-User
SW-User
@SW-User I dare you to play snake and ladder with me. Loser will do belly dance and bake cookies for winner. 👀
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User I don’t recommend it. Uno and connect 4 are fun
This post reminds me of the game night I use to have with my parents when I was younger 😂❤️
itsok · 31-35, F
@Stark sometimes we still have game nights with some of my siblings, their kids, and my dad. I like to bring prizes 😁
@itsok omg that’s amazing ! 😱
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
it’s OKY no one truly wins a game where the goal is to pay rent
itsok · 31-35, F
@ginnyfromtheblock so true 😢
Classified · M
Well, I don't recall whether I've ever won. I think I almost never finished the game, so there. 😤
Classified · M
@itsok Then it doesn't make any difference 😑
Okay I'll just let you win out of simping reasons then 😌
itsok · 31-35, F
@Classified perfect
Classified · M
@itsok And I'll bring handkerchiefs 😌
Don't feel bad...I'm the same that game can take hrs. Middle way though it I usually start loosing too. Not because the game is pointing out I suck (which I'm sure I do) but rather bc it's been hrs and I just want there to be an end.
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
Not to flex, but... I have Pirates of The Caribbean monopoly 😉😚
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
@itsok well, fuck... Still 14 years, 7 months and 3,5h left of obligatory love 🤬 But as soon as that's over, you better watch the movies!
itsok · 31-35, F
@BarbossasHusband I’ll make sure to watch them in the next decade or so
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
@itsok good! Love you tho 😘 only mostly bc I have to 😇
CalmPassions · 31-35, M
You just kept passing go for the $200. I see you.
CalmPassions · 31-35, M
@itsok Me too. Let's travel together.
itsok · 31-35, F
@CalmPassions on second thought I want to hang out at my electric company and visit the jail
CalmPassions · 31-35, M
@itsok So you want hard labor? Fair enough.
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
I don't know if I ever won a game or not -- but I do know I found it boring as hell and usually just walked away to do something else.
SW-User
Yeah Monopoly is banned in our family 🥲
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User for good reason, I’m sure
SW-User
@itsok mostly to prevent homicide
easterniowegin · 51-55, M
Short memory and tenacity is hugely important in the games/sports realm. 👍
SW-User
Pffft
Forget it then
This is a terrible affliction, but I'm prepared to see past it!
The same applied to your dogs assuming they've never won Monopoly either..

Wanna play strip Monopoly?
itsok · 31-35, F
@Majorlatency ew, that sounds double bad
@itsok *assumes fetal position*
Harlow · 31-35, F
OH MAH GAWD 😱
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@itsok Will I get more Tik Tok Groupies Tonight
itsok · 31-35, F
@JohnOinger nah, I don’t wanna do anyone
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@itsok I say I will get some Tik Tok Groupies tonight
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@itsok what do you like about me
Pretzel · 61-69, M
that's okay
it's what keeps the doors open in Vegas
itsok · 31-35, F
@Pretzel me losing at monopoly?
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@itsok nope - that hopeful atitude that THIS is going to be the day -

I've never won either - and a lot of the games end with people saying "let's continue this another time"
🤔 Hmm.....how are you at Battleship?
itsok · 31-35, F
@SethGreene531 surprisingly good
@itsok Battleship it is then.

Fun game, especially with a worthy opponent!
After careful consideration...I can live with this awful truth.
Elessar · 26-30, M
Deal breaker, I was planning to propose but after this.. 💔
eyeno · M
Me too, so I decided to add a touch of realism..,

MarineBob · 56-60, M
Me neither and i cheat
itsok · 31-35, F
@MarineBob banker bob?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
In a word. Nope. 😒
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
you just are playing the wrong edition that's all. try pizza monopoly or dogopoly
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@itsok Yes lol
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@JohnOinger take it easy John they're gonna say you're my alt
JohnOinger · 41-45, M
@pancakeslam maybe lol
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
What’s your favourite game @itsok? The one that you win at?
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@itsok scrabble is good
itsok · 31-35, F
@iamonfire696 do you have a favorite game?
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@itsok I would say scrabble or Yahtzee
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SW-User
okay 🥺 I'll let you win ❤
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itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User it’s really torture
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