Bathrooms Are Their Own Black Holes of Reality

Weird title, right?
But hey..., you clicked on this post so give me a few minutes of your brainspace.

I live in a condominium complex.
There's no smoking here anywhere on the property and if one of the BOARD catches you smoking anything they can try and hit you with a $500 fine.

I'm a smoker.
I know..., I know...
It's really, really bad for me.

That aside I end up every now and then smoking in my bathroom and exhaling into the exhaust fan.

Now that all of that has been said it might be easy for you to understand hy my bathroom door is always closed?

But the blackhole factor I was trying to state before I started typing is that when my apartment is cold, my bathroom seems hot. When my apartment is hot, my bathroom seems cold.

Maybe I typed all this to tell you I am a smoker?

I brush my teeth 4 times a day and I use mouthwash.
Both of those things happen in my bathroom which is a blackhole when it comes to the rest of the place.

I also scrub the walls every week so if you visited you wouldn't think I smoke in there from time to time.

Now I'm even confused as to why I posed this?

All I know is this place is warm right now and the rest of my apartment is cool.