Who’s coming with me? 🏝️

State your Name, or Alias
Age, reason for wanting to get away from civilization , and your key attributes or skills that you make you a good fit for this expedition

I’ll either give you a ticket 🎟️ or 🚫

(*It’s dumb but just play along if you want)

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PicnicOfDoom · 36-40, M

Alias: Kid Thunder
Age: old enough to make my own bedtime (if I keep my noise down)
Reason: civilisation doesn't deserve me or my philosophical muses
Skills: I can nearly do an ollie on a skateboard

Ashly · 26-30, F

@PicnicOfDoom why do they call you kid thunder? 😂

Pass on standby 😂💀 lol

PicnicOfDoom · 36-40, M

@Ashly I think it's mainly due to my competitive shot putting days in secondary school, but Wikipedia will probably mention a time I accidentally killed some children with my thighs

Whats this standby thing? I'm not sitting off island in a submarine. I will torpedo everyone

Ashly · 26-30, F

@PicnicOfDoom 🚫 😂

PicnicOfDoom · 36-40, M

@Ashly I'll tell my puppies we aren't allowed. They'll be heartbroken 🙁

Ashly · 26-30, F

@PicnicOfDoom I’ll take them thanks 😂

PicnicOfDoom · 36-40, M

@Ashly Can I visit them at least? Gonna miss them 😢

Ashly · 26-30, F

@PicnicOfDoom I could never separate you from your babies 🥺 come on 🎟️ 😁

PicnicOfDoom · 36-40, M

@Ashly AWESOME!

Can I steer the ship? I reckon I could pull of some sick tricks on the way, get the hype train really moving down the tracks