What are your best "Would you rather" questions ?

Let me start:

Would you rather have an orgasm every time you hear All Star by Smash Mouth, or whenever you have an orgasm, All Star starts blaring out loud?

EDIT: i am gonna block and report everyone for crimes against intelligence that answers "neither"

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CountScrofula · 41-45, M

Would you rather have a hand that's made out of ham, or an armpit that dispensed sunscreen?

EvilEmma · F

@CountScrofula i think i would go with the armpit.. could be convenient at times and i would be scared someone would accidetally eat my hand

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@EvilEmma I think it'd be fair the hand slowly grows back. So you can have a convenient snack. Showers may be difficult though. Never being without sunscreen is also very convenient hrm

EvilEmma · F

@CountScrofula well then it depends how fast the hand grows back.. having an unlimited supply of ham around is nice... of course i assume it wouldnt hurt to eat it