YOU DON'T DESERVE THE TRUTH!!

but, since you asked, I've been mounted and mated by a dog approximately 1800 times, I enjoyed every moment of it, as did he, it was a privilege and honour to have known and loved and mated with such a remarkable animal, and person, and nothing of your human world would ever come close to comparing.

I dare you to boot me from this site for saying such things. Do it. I double dog dare you. 🐺 🐑 🤘 miserable humans. You think YOU are god's prize? Guess again. 🙄