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CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M
I like it when I'm in the middle of saving the world, there's a lot of time pressure, and a stranger asks me hold off on the world saving and help them find a locket they lost in the woods.
UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M
@CheshireCatalyst As you walk down the road the sky is alight with the fire of a falling god, sinking ever lower to the horizon at the behest of the Dark Book. Each passing moment draws it nearer, global cataclysm at hand. You a hear a rustling in the bushes and, as you jump back in surprise, a shriveled old man emerges from the bushes.
"Oh! Adventurers! My daughter's gone missing and..."
"Oh! Adventurers! My daughter's gone missing and..."
CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M
@UndeadPrivateer Neutral chaotic monk:
I punch the old man's head clean off his body with one spectacular blow. Then I spit on his body and say "If we see her on our way to save the FUCKING world, we'll tell her you were worried"
I punch the old man's head clean off his body with one spectacular blow. Then I spit on his body and say "If we see her on our way to save the FUCKING world, we'll tell her you were worried"
AmbivalentFriability · 26-30
I really enjoy your gamer and dnd memes though I know almost nothing about either worlds.
I literally lol at some of them.
Many thanks.
I literally lol at some of them.
Many thanks.
UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M
@AmbivalentFriability Always happy to oblige. 😁
EugenieLaBorgia · F
You tricked me! I thought you meant rocket-propelled grenade!
UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M
@EugenieLaBorgia There could be overlap.
Sicarium · 46-50, M
Bra clasps.