Chess or Poker?

@SW-User Alright. I'll catch you a gator.

@GeistInTheMachine Keep it.

@SW-User Aw. But what if it's a baby one? You know you'd want it.

@GeistInTheMachine But it would still grow up and get all scary.

@SW-User But then it would be totally chill with you, and you could use it like a guard dog.

You have to think of these matters strategically.

@GeistInTheMachine I don't think adult crocodilians bond the same way.

@SW-User Tsk. That's quite condescending. They're very sensitive creatures.

@GeistInTheMachine You do it then.

@SW-User *shrugs* Alright.