When i wast tired, i watched 6 episodes in the dark

Now may i rest knowing i did what i was born to, the oldies are the best, if i watch enough of them i can attain new levels of detachment with reality, a temporal medicine, jettisoning me to the 50's, 60's, 70's and 80's, when people sweated, their jawlines made their faces look puffy, when bad guys needed to have fun with elaborate killing methods thus giving the heroes endless chances of successful escape.