For those interested
As it happens, I just ordered a really fascinating book on time travel from eBay - I'll tell you all about it when it arrives last week! 😆😆😆
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Valerian · 100+, M
You do realize that the Selling Party will say, "It was just now printed in or around December 5th 1931 at our lower overhead Great Depression Manhattan facility and was non-temporally quantumly stored or not stored @ Stardate 97809.364 in the warehouse at Nowhere in a 7th Dimensional Brane Administered by The Cats until you finally order it seemingly on Stardate 16807.7 and the printing order was transmitted upon or after your biological conception is / wiil be / was verified. Then our shipment will / is / am / are / can be materialized into your hands and payment was "remitted according to protocol an possibility.”
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"Note:
All Refunds Require Timeline Verification Prior to Existing or for you to Rescind the order in your Own Handwriting by U.S. Postal Card Postmarked no later than by June 17th 1930 and Received by our Lower Manhattan Facility by using your own personal physical, metal, temporal, intemporal and existing abilities."
"Cautionary Notes:
#1) Refunds REQUIRE MEMORY ERASURES which may or may not be SAFE or Selectively Successful.
#2) DEATH ☠️ may Occur and is Reversible Only in Case or Triplicate Personally Filed Requestations Submitted Prior to your Birth.