I went with this dude to homecoming back in like 1969 and he's been working at the same store for years

And I really like going there. It's always awkward though. He told me his parents still have our picture hanging up in the living room. Hahahah jc. It's funny because he has a boner in that picture. It's the first thing anybody talks about when they see it.

He's a nice guy. He was super in love with me back in the day, but I was mean to him. I wish I could go back and be nicer to him.