What should I do the next time I get suicidally depressed?

Teach your penis to wave at strangers...

Adopt a broken unused dildo that never gets any love anymore, and give it a home..

Write a love letter to Joe Biden

Audition for leads in soap operas as the straight main character with a lisp

Wear a sumo suit and make news headlines by doing the first school camera shooting for tik tok views

Fly a kite with a bunch of fireworks attached to it, with a remote lighting switch cuz its cool..