I'm the fail guy ....

I really don't have to go to far back .....

I recently related it on a post ...

I was playing road hockey in a school parking lot , and was at my own end behind the net scrimmaging with a player from the other team ...... I snatched the ball off his stick and made a break for it .....

In a weak attempt to stop me he reached out with this stick , and the blade got caught between my feet , tripping me and causing me to lunge straight into the extension mirror of a school short bus .....clothes lining me .... and knocking me flat on my ass ......

that was 2 weeks ago , and I'm still feeling it today ...... either bruised or cracked a rib .. long recovery .......

and time to laugh 🤣

The time you tried to steal cookies and got caught

When I ate there fried chicken

I was in jail and I was talking to another person and I swung my hand around to point and slapped a lieutenant across the face.he got pissed then he recognized me and say it's a good thing I know you.

It was me, in October 1982 our English Literature wanted us to put on an all 7th grade play for the entire middle, junior, and high school, we were in for the Greek Myths we were reading, I was given to play Apollo. All I had to do was stand on a table holding a spotlamp for Icarus flying too close to the sun. For added effect I got one of my mother's yellow satin sheets to wear as a toga. I missed my cue and was shouted to enter the scene and get on top of the table and shine my spotlamp on Icarus, but running out of the side stage I tripped and slid all the way to the table, much to the laughs and applause by the other kids, I got up, took a bow, got on the table, and the Icarus play resumed as I shone the lamp on him.