Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

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MrPerditus1 · 61-69, M

“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction."

MrPerditus1 · 61-69, M

@Foxes You and me both, but I enjoyed it while I had it. Even had deleted scenes still in it. Still love watching that movie at least once a year. Though, need to learn to shut up and not recite the lines with the movie out loud. lol