I have no game 🤷 I just be talking anyway lol

So many people my age act like you gotta have game, like you gotta know how to pick people up & flirt right.

But nah I just be saying shit 😂

Plus, word of advice: women know when you're trying to pull them 🤷 so don't even try. Just talk. Everybody sees through your intentions so just go in with none 👌

That's my version of "game" I guess 😅

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Mamapolo2016 · F

This reminded me of a story my late brother told me.

He was in a bar, late afternoon, when a woman walked in, threw her wedding ring on the bartop and announced "I'm here to get laid."

One fellow quickly moved in and bought her a drink. They talked and he bought her another drink.

Half an hour later a DIFFERENT guy settled his tab and paused next to the woman and her suitor.

"Were you serious?"

She said, "Damn straight."

He said, "Let's go."

They went while the first guy sat and wondered what had just happened.

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@Mamapolo2016 lmfaooo that's cooold 🤣 fool was trying too hard when he shouldn't have tried at all 😶 my post wasn't intending to say "just bang people with no effort" but thats still a hilarious story 😅

In a situation like that, she knew what she wanted & it wasn't romance 🤷 homie played himself lol

Mamapolo2016 · F

@ChiefJustWalks People get locked in to their own scripts.

Incomplet · 22-25

That's TRUE!
Just know that
We KNOW We Look HOT 🔥!

We've just worked out for weeks,
ate a crappy diet to barely lose weight
bought outfits that equal your car note
And have a pretty $60 VS bra holding up
and pushing out our fine titties for you!

Appreciate Us and Our efforts!
Look! Smile! Touch! Show your best trick
Demonstrate your horny desire, Kiss 💋 Me!

It's not a GAME!!
Its a CONTEST.

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

We know… it’s like a skeevy salesman when a guy is trying to pick you up

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@WaryWitchWandering exactly 👌 it's literally like they're trying to sell themselves to you. & The majority of the time people don't want someone trying to sell them shit unless they're already interested in the product beforehand 😂

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@ChiefJustWalks yep

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

Come back to my crib let me show you how I live

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@SkeetSkeet *melts*

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