Update on me and my girl bestie.. she’s really hot and we’re best friends, I would know because I spend all my time cutting out pictures of her face..

To piece them together in photographs we never actually took together.. Anyways yesterday when she was busy ignoring me as I stared at her with binoculars through her window.. another friendship thing we do.. anyways I noticed that stuff just hasn’t been the same since she blocked my burner phones number.. and I’ve been lonely since I haven’t been able to breathe into the phone while she listens in confused terror..

So anyways, what have you guys been up to? I hope all’s good..