Did you hear about the two guys that stole a car battery and some fireworks

are you positive or just blowing smoke

Someone stole the toilets right out of the precinct station. The police have nothing to go on.

Maybe it's the same two that stole the shipment of Viagra. Police suspect hardened criminals.

Little old lady: How many Viagra should my
husband take?

Druggist:. One or two.

Little old lady: Can you get it over the counter?

Druggist:. Definitely. But I'd have to take two.

boom boom basil brush lol. good joke.

You win