Did you hear about the two guys that stole a car battery and some fireworks

Police charged one and let the other off...

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saragoodtimes · F

are you positive or just blowing smoke

GrinNude · 61-69, C

Someone stole the toilets right out of the precinct station. The police have nothing to go on.

Colormegone · 70-79, M

I just bought a toilet brush, long story short. I went back to toilet paper. 🤡@GrinNude

GrinNude · 61-69, C

@Colormegone Ahh a fart smeller... I mean smart fella...

GrinNude · 61-69, C

Maybe it's the same two that stole the shipment of Viagra. Police suspect hardened criminals.

GrinNude · 61-69, C

Little old lady: How many Viagra should my
husband take?

Druggist:. One or two.

Little old lady: Can you get it over the counter?

Druggist:. Definitely. But I'd have to take two.

AirForce687 · 36-40, M

boom boom basil brush lol. good joke.

MrKrabs · 31-35, M

You win

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