Why is it so common that the prettiest girls tend to live in the most dangerous areas? It's like in the videogames

Where you have to travel to the unforgiving lands of despair and doom to save the lady in the high castle from the evil monsters or whatever, hehe

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itsok · 31-35, F

Uhm. I am a beautiful rural field mouse.

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

@itsok Obviously -- but is it a nice, flowery field, or one of those nasty wasteland fields?

itsok · 31-35, F

@ChipmunkErnie greetings brethren, it’s a vast flowery field, but my burrow is currently piled with laundry I can’t make myself put away

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

@itsok Ohh, yes -- a laundry-filled burrow is a pain.