I Was Traumatized This Morning...

I went to the grocery store to grab a few things & nature called, so I went into the restroom to drop a deuce. I didn't hear anyone in there because I had earbuds in & I was jamming out to "More Bounce To The Ounce" by Zapp. Went directly for the first stall door...I open it..
And there is a very small asian man perched over the bowl like a bird, like squatting over it..taking a shit! Ahhhhh! My eyes!
I slammed the stall door & hurried out of the restroom, I could hear him cussing @ me in his language, sounded like an angry duck so I figure it was vietnamese.

Anyway...that sucked & now I don't want to use public restrooms anymore. I held it all the way home.