What kind of a girl do you think would make for a good girlfriend for ol’ rootbeardy?
Poll - Total Votes: 6
A girl with big boobs to hold the root beer in between
A girl with a firm butt to balance the root beer on
A girl who comes from a long lineage of prominent root beer drinkers
A selfless girl so that there’s no risk of her hogging all of the root beer
A smart girl who can learn how to make her own root beer
A girl who adores rootbeardy’s poetry
A girl who can dance the ancient mating ritual dance of the obscure root beer clan
A girl that just really likes root beer
Other (please advise)
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