A complex and dramatic story.

Okay so I have this friend, lets called her E=MC², so E=MC² likes lets just call them/they BananaP0w3r, and BananaP0w3r is actually a- lets call it an ExtraTerriorestial. Okay, so E=MC² went to tell BananaP0w3r about how she lieks them/they, and BananaP0w3r was like "lolugae".




Okay so I don't actually have any friends and I just made this all up, but seriously why do people have to go "lets just call them _______" in these types of stories? Multiple people in THE WORLD have the same name you know? I mean, except for me, I'm the only Tannen I've ever met. But still, come on.