I Would Rather Have No Friends Than Fake Friends

I'm the type of friend that you call when your other friend cancels on you last minute. I'm the type of friend that's up at 3am constantly checking everything to make sure you're ok.
I'm the type of friend that cares about you even when you treat me like a piece of shit.
I'm the type of friend that's a friend through thick and thin.
But the thing is;
I'm the type of friend that doesn't really have any friends.