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I’m going to need a fingerprint and/or retinal scan from you

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Iwillwait · M
Dad? Is that you?
Iwillwait · M
@Ghostinthemachine Justin Beiber is my Dad!? 😆
@Iwillwait it’s why you can sing and dance so well, genetics
Iwillwait · M
@Ghostinthemachine Thank you.
SW-User
For some reason my mind read 'rectal' scan.
Sigh, SW is getting to me now. 😂
@SW-User I was very very careful when I wrote this
SW-User
@Ghostinthemachine And yet, my mind played that trick on me. 😂
@SW-User now I can’t un-see what you thought you saw
I approve of the finger print part for ALL involved and hope those fingers are connected to the same body.
@sspec good point , i never thought of that condition
bookerdana · M
Sorry I only give blood or urine,Officer😁
@bookerdana can you at least walk in a straight line and touch your nose with your eyes closed?
bookerdana · M
@Ghostinthemachine nope and no saying the alphabet backwards
@bookerdana well, that’s just impossible
Nanori · F
I have 5 dirty glasses in my room, pretty sure you can get a full fingerprint from them
@Nanori take two of the glasses in your room and hold them up to your eyes like binoculars. See any fingerprints?
Nanori · F
@Ghostinthemachine many, mine and some lizards that live in my room
@Nanori lizards can be such lushes
@Nanori your fingerprint looks a lot like my cat.

Or is that your eyeball?
DylanGuy · 22-25, M
How about a urine sample. 🍺
@DylanGuy very sudsy urine you’ve got there
DylanGuy · 22-25, M
@Ghostinthemachine went for a run earlier.
RebelFox · 36-40, F
But I’m just a bot
@RebelFox I’ve never used that as an excuse, and I’m part replicant 🤖
@DeluxedEdition I cannot reply to this until I can confirm it’s you

 
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