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GeniUs · 56-60, M
My daughter sent me a present through the post for my birthday. It had herbs and a bong shaped bottle, I have never used anything like that and I knew my daughter would not have chosen something like that on purpose, she had, as it happens gone to one of these present selecting agencies, told them about my 'likes' and how much she wanted to spend. After having the cold chill and checking to make sure I wasn't being set up and about to get 'The Knock'. I finished opening the present, it turned out to be some seed bombs to grow herbs, of all things and a bottle of smokey sauce (yeah they didn't know what they were doing putting it in a bottle that shape). Bastards.
StormChild · 31-35, F
Lmao, that's funny