I'm looking for a drunk artist ; do you know one ?

Not hardly , I want a dark soul with seething passion that when not expressed properly turns into wine .
I have seen art even in the Guggenheim that looked like smeared poop but that's another discussion altogether .
I am however secretly or formerly secretly meaning a certain somebody who helped create a vision and let me watch . I was his muse . Alas I need a new artist to torment .

Oh ok.