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GlitterBug · 22-25, F
You don't understand how important it is that I know.
Temporallube · M
@GlitterBug I can’t just tell you everything!
GlitterBug · 22-25, F
But you must! I'll accept the consequences of having this knowledge. @Temporallube
Temporallube · M
@GlitterBug Don’t you want to see your grandkids, with all your teeth and both breasts? 😕
GlitterBug · 22-25, F
Well. I barely have breasts as it is. My teeth will eventually fall out anyway and I don't plan on kids let alone grandkids so I think I'm safe here. @Temporallube
Temporallube · M
@GlitterBug wow. You got all things covered. You might qualify to know 🤔
GlitterBug · 22-25, F
I definitely do. 🙃 @Temporallube
Temporallube · M
@GlitterBug ok fine. Here it is. The truth that only few know! This is a secret that will make the planet shake, and cause the moon to crack.
This knowledge cause religious people to get freaky and curse their gods. Woe to those who hear these words, they will suffer from back spasms and a need to eat Nutella.
This knowledge is so secret, so beyond the ear of the common folk, that some will look at you like you’re an idiot if you ever spoke it aloud.
That devastating knowledge, that dementia causing fact is....
Awww damn...
I forgot 🤦🏽♂️
This knowledge cause religious people to get freaky and curse their gods. Woe to those who hear these words, they will suffer from back spasms and a need to eat Nutella.
This knowledge is so secret, so beyond the ear of the common folk, that some will look at you like you’re an idiot if you ever spoke it aloud.
That devastating knowledge, that dementia causing fact is....
Awww damn...
I forgot 🤦🏽♂️
GlitterBug · 22-25, F
😂 @Temporallube