Just opened Instagram and already made a few friend 😂

@SW-User 😂 They’d be sooo pissed!

@SW-User Put my name down for this party

@SW-User
Address of Party: Local Police Station Parking Lot

@SW-User lol or the hookers would be so busy charging the couples that they wouldn't notice that i hadn't arrived 😏

@Th1nkF1rst haha i like it!

@SW-User 😂 A great way to organize an orgy!

@SW-User Yes and i could charge admission on the door then sell the video to pornhub. Ima gonna get myself one of those big gold chains, a stick on hairy chest.. then i just need a pimp name... how bout bilbo baggins 😂

@SW-User 🤔😏 better 👉 [big]Dildo Daggins! [/big]

@SW-User 😂 Oooo how about Jimmy Bill Bob? Sounds like a pimp to me alright

@Th1nkF1rst 😂 Hey gotta keep it classy, mate!

@Th1nkF1rst haha!! 🤣

@SW-User [quote]
Jimmy Bill Bob sounds like a pimp to me[/quote]? Try hillbilly 😳😂

@SW-User We should write a book, how to become a rich pimp using facebook for dummies.. with a special chapter on choosing your pimp name from thinkfirst 😂

@SW-User
[big]I accept! [/big] 🙋‍♂️👨‍🏫

@Th1nkF1rst Get ready for the money to start rolling in 😄

@SW-User we can Lauder it through my Cat's Savings Account ...
As long as he gets his monthly [b]MeowBox[/b]

@Th1nkF1rst Yes! you and your cat can be the accountant too...i've seen this work somewhere before...

@SW-User [image]
Well, get to it!
He needs new wings!

@SW-User 😂

@SW-User 😂 People make fun of names like Bill and Bob too much