What is your supervillain name?

@EugenieLaBorgia The queen of France and England? I bow before you. You're looking okay for a 900 year old.

@GlassDog 'Queen consort', only!

@EugenieLaBorgia Ahh well, no more bowing to you, then. I shall step on your foot and run away laughing.

@EugenieLaBorgia My lady, we are looking for some supervillains, I hope you don't mind.

@GlassDog "Off with his foot!!"

@EugenieLaBorgia Eeek! A vengeful consort. Thank heavens my supervillain name implies I have three feet. You can have one. It's only a spare.

@GlassDog Three feet make a yard! "Tie him to the yard-arm!!"

@EugenieLaBorgia Your sudden transformation from queen to pirate captain is very Orlandoesque, and we all know that nobody is afraid of Virginia Woolf!

@GlassDog A wise crime solver! A 'Dorothy L. 'SootSayers'!

@EugenieLaBorgia This is mere whimsy, Lord Peter!

@GlassDog That should have read 'SoothSayers'....Eeeeeeeeek!!!!

@EugenieLaBorgia That puts my mind at rest because I couldn't work out the significance of the missing H and thought something had been lost in translation!

@GlassDog I sounded like Dick van 'Dike' 'SootSayer', indeed!!
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@EugenieLaBorgia Haha! I'm sure millions of Americans use that song as a reference point for imitating the "British" accent. I've lost count of the amount of people who say, "'Ello guv'nor, ain't it luvverly, cor blimey" to me. To make it worse, I'm not even from the part of the country that is being imitated and my accent is more Marseille than London.