Have you wished [@jasonvoorhees] a happy can't swim day?

@JasonVoorhees Clean out your eye holes you Kristin Stewart emotional equal. I didn't say anything about your birthday.

@SW-User 🤣🤣🤣

@SW-User 🤦‍♀️

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@SW-User 😄 it's the battle of the freaks

@SW-User hey Freddy rocks. He's bringing me pizza before he kills me. 😆

@SW-User I'd send you a dick pic but I'm not real sure what I got going on down there. Fire makes things ugly.

@SW-User he seems to be on the ball lol

@SW-User bring her pizza too, Freddy 😆

@SW-User thanks for the thought anyhoo

@SW-User What kind of dream whore do you think I am? And no offense...but you ladies are a teensy bit older than my usual type.

@SW-User no I'm good thanks 😰

@SW-User but we're still awesome!

@SW-User He's right, you're my mother's age

@JasonVoorhees you're my fathers age!!