It's normal to wipe and wash your hole right?

So I was recently on a trip with my friends @empanadas and I had real bad diarrhea to the point that I bled when wiping I told my friends about it and he said he had never had that before. I asked how that was possible and he said he just uses one wet wipe and one normal piece of toilet paper and that he is finished then. Then I said how is I always white after 2 wipes and he said it ISN'T! I thought he was joking and asked to show me because I needed to show mine to him anyway because he needed to put some balm on mine. He showed me and it was dirty like full of 💩. I then asked how he never got itchy or skid marks and he said that he does but that is normal (which it isn't right?) He also said I was weird for shaving mine but that is another point. I then asked if he ever washed it with soap and he said NO JUST WATER! I said that wasn't normal and asked my other friends @BluntSm0ker and @MethDozer who all agreed with him!! This isn't normal right because right now 1 am the weird one and the odd one out but that isn't true right?

(We are all 30-40 year old males btw)