For any folks who are retired..

And bored and looking to keep yourself busy.

Look no further.

I would gladly switch stations with you.

My job is all yours, completely available for the taking.

And if you are already grumpy. Perfect! You won't need to change a thing.. You will fit right in.

Those with a pool, cottage or a yacht applications will be considered first.

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Musicman · 61-69, M

That is so awesome. You are so thoughtful. I definitely have a pool in a screened in porch to keep the bugs away. I don't have a yacht but, we do have a motorhome 🙂

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BobbyMoeven · 100+, M

@Musicman

Just leave the keys for your villa and sweet RV in the mailbox..

You will have to live in the office. Cuz I got kids who don't like strangers. It's got a bunkee next to the meeting room. I will leave you my ymca membership for freshening up.

Musicman · 61-69, M

@BobbyMoeven Living at the office??? I don't know about that. Is there any nice penthouse condos close by I could rent for a while? Watch out for the motorhome. It has a 150 gallon fuel tank and only gets 7 mpg.

BobbyMoeven · 100+, M

@Musicman

Sure.. Theres condos if you got moneys to blow.

Live it up.

OogieBoogie · F

Im applying to fit in your suitcase should you get an appropriate applicant 🤗

BobbyMoeven · 100+, M

@OogieBoogie

Great, I will have the benefit of wonderful companionship in my retirement, we can slosh around in the pool together or go for a relaxing tour of America in a big ol RV.

I will leave all my belongings at home so you fit, and I will install a mini bar for the trip..

OogieBoogie · F

@BobbyMoeven Excellent.
Who needs a change of clothes anyway...
We can just use the sheets as togas.👍

BobbyMoeven · 100+, M

@OogieBoogie

You are definitely my kind of retirement companion..

It will be a fun day when it's time to clean the sheets

RogueLodyte · M

I did more today before 9am than the Army does all day.
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BobbyMoeven · 100+, M

@RogueLodyte

Good.. You used to getting up early, and putting in hards day work. I appreciate your ethic.

Now, what you got for me.. Yacht, pool, cottage? Lots of cash to blow at the golf club bar?

RogueLodyte · M

@BobbyMoeven I'm happy being grumpy. I've earned it.

BobbyMoeven · 100+, M

@RogueLodyte

Perfect. You will fit right in.

Maybe you and the fella below, can team up and get two times the work done.

Lilymoon · F

🤣

BobbyMoeven · 100+, M

@Lilymoon

What. Yah laughing at!!

I already got a sweet offer below.. Pool and RV..

I got you on the list for my retirement pool party.

Lilymoon · F

@BobbyMoeven "and if you're already grumpy perfect! You won't need to change a thing"
👴🏻 😂

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