I’m kvelling about my friend

So he works at a Planet Fitness, and not only does he have the highest rate of signing up people after he gave them a tour in the planet fitness he works at, he has the highest sign up rate in all of Planet Fitness... The whole ass chain.

Honestly this doesn’t surprise me too much, I met him when we were coworkers at a door-to-door sales job, and he was by far our top salesman at that company. he's both just naturally the best at pretty much everything he does, and also works incredibly hard. I'm kvelling hard like that’s 2600+ locations and out of all of them he literally has the highest sign up rate on record, I’m certain he’ll be getting a raise or a promotion soon. He’s only been working there for less than 2 months and is already their star employee

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YoMomma ·

Is he a good salesman or just super super hot? Lol

Zeuro · 26-30, F

@YoMomma great salesman, lol. I mean he’s not a bad looking guy, though not exactly someone I’d go for, especially how young he is, he’s 22 (I’m 27). He’s a ginger with long curly hair, slender build despite being highly athletic, and a lot of girls seem drawl to that (legit I’ve seen retail employees and at least one waitress flirt with him, he once worked at a weekend anime convention and literally this like, B-list Japanese singer-songwriter celebrity AND this profession dancer with a big social media following were both like following him around and asked for his number. I say it’s cause he’s a great salesman because he knows how to sell himself, he super just gets people, he’s basically a very skilled and guarded empath, more or less. I don’t know if you believe in auras, but he claims to see them, and for other people who can also perceive auras, he has the power to manipulate his own to any color/vibe/feeling he chooses. Basically lying via his vibe. Not sure what I believe but if it’s legit that’s pretty high level. So yeah

YoMomma ·

@Zeuro so he's a talker and eye candy for everyone else but you eh? Lol ah well

Zeuro · 26-30, F

@YoMomma lol yeah. It’s funny cause like when we first started hanging out he would low key brag about how good he is at sex or whatever, and I’d just be like “😐 👍”. Like uhh congrats bro. Maybe if he were a bit older and like, my type, I’d be interested, but I’m not into zoomers or gingers. He’s a ginger zoomer 😅

YoMomma ·

@Zeuro idk what a zoomer is

Zeuro · 26-30, F

@YoMomma Gen Z. Zoomer, like how Baby Boomers are Boomers. Boomer, Zoomer. Basically he’s too young for me (I’m a Millennial)

YoMomma ·

@Zeuro aww lol