Egyptian friend: I can't wait until I am an old lady sitting on a dick and drinking iced tea

I spent the next 20 minutes laughing hysterically and emphasizing the difference between dick and deck 🤌

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deadgerbil · 26-30, M

They're both made out of wood... I'll see myself out

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

@deadgerbil best comment OMFG 🤣

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

Gtfo with that hand emoji 💀

Is there a difference? 🤔

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Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M

Let me go on record that I think she knew what she was saying.

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

Or dock

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