WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!

Remember my friend's bday? Well, I bought the jersey and everything and I asked one of my friends who doesn't remember dates to invite him out, so it won't be sus. 2 hrs before it, she texted me that he's coming with a friend (a girl we both didn't know)! It was sooooo awkward and I didn't want to show up, but she said "it's not like he was ur ex or anything!" To which I laughed, saying you're right, but little she know that I asked this guy out once and he told me "I'm not a good guy and I don't want to hurt anybody, least of all you and I never felt anything for you beside a good friend" and blah blah, but then when I got a bf he was jealous and spoke ill of him and he accused me of keeping multiple options while in a relationship and I asked him "do you feel like an option?", he suddenly changed his tone and said "I didn't mean that! I was jk, why you take it seriously?".
And one time he said "I got a gf", to which I said "so, that was me who said all those things about not being good and stuff?😂" Then he added "or am I? Maybe I am but you'll never know" and then "I like that I can annoy you like this, enough joking, no I haven't".
Sooooo... yeah! They went to the cafè and I arrived 5 mins later, with another guy friend of mine so that poor girl won't be insecured about me. He was totally shocked seeing me there but managed to keep it cool. I gave him the T-shirt and he liked it very much and showed it to everybody, then we said "we're leaving" coz it was too awkward to stay and he said "just like that? You don't eat anything?" And I said "don't worry, we'll get it later. Have fun!" And left. AWKWWWWWWWWWWWWARD. The girl who set the meeting got angry at me for leaving early, but I'm sure he' knows why I did that.