My brikady bronk really hurts

I went round a straight crooked corner and saw a dead donkey die. I fished out my pistol to stab it, it gave me a kick in the eye. I went to the pictures tomorrow and took a front seat at the back, I fell from the pit to the gallery and broke a front bone in my back.

Maybe you could tweak that just a bit and turn it into a song?

I’d stay away from clipidy clop land and take care of my clonk.

@SW-User Is this you??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔