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I just heard someone say…

In this post I want to hear from you some of the most ridiculous statements you’ve ever heard.

I’ll start with “ I like being angry it keeps my heart rate up”. I’ve never heard anything more ridiculous than that.

What do you have to shy?
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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Couple of years ago a young German guy here on EP was patronizingly telling me why I needed to stop going into grocery stores to shop and that I should order online and get food delivered. I told him I can’t check ingredients of foods if I do it online, nor expiration dates, or freshness of produce, or comparison shop in store for discounted items or whatever…not to mention seeing something in the store that I might need for an ingredient on another recipe….went over his head. So concerned about my health safety. I think when you turn a certain age young people attach a label and assume you are getting frail and need their advice.
ravenwind43 · 51-55, F
I had my co worker explain to me how to use a 3 hole puncher. I lived half my life nearly before she was born. Are you effing kidding me? Lol
ravenwind43 · 51-55, F
@JimboSaturn Aren't you glad she let you know lol
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@ravenwind43 I thought she was joking at first! Yes good thing Ive never planted anything before; great tip 😉
ravenwind43 · 51-55, F
@JimboSaturn LOL I guess if we can get a laugh out of it that's what counts
RoxClymer · 41-45, M
2 videos I've seen recently

1- a college-age women couldn't figure out how to open an audio cassette case

2- 22 yr old flight stewardess thought a Walkman was a bomb
Hmmm..Ive heard quite a few!
But I’m terrible at remembering anything when asked.

The oddest one I recall right now in this moment was a woman in a coffee shop stating, with authority!, that a macchiato was a type of bird.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Some people are addicted to the adrenaline.
The grand prize winner for me was hearing two drunk people arguing ferociously over "which is harder, a diamond drill bit or a hog's tooth?"

If they hadn't been so drunk, a punch or two might have connected.
gdon39 · 46-50, M
@Mamapolo2016 I love your response. You rock!!
SW-User
At a previoys job: "No, I don't want you to [fix my problem] What would I complain about then?
Nanori · F
"ur mom wants to see u in a white dress and then her grandchildren.. So get to it before it's too late"
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@Nanori All that shit is so fucking tiresome
Carissimi · F
Better than aerobics. Lol
WhateverWorks · 36-40
Probably when someone literally told me I was ‘bad at being a gold digger’ as an insult because i didn’t perceive him as my ‘golden ticket (as he referred to himself’) and had the audacity to respect myself. 🤨. Like.. how dare this chick have self-worth? Who the hell does she think she is? Lol
JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
Nothing like misery to make things interesting
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JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@nightjourney M not going to spell it Lol BECAUSE YOU CAN'T! !
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JimboSaturn · 56-60, M
@nightjourney ehati? 😂😂😂😂😂

 
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