I just heard someone say…

Couple of years ago a young German guy here on EP was patronizingly telling me why I needed to stop going into grocery stores to shop and that I should order online and get food delivered. I told him I can’t check ingredients of foods if I do it online, nor expiration dates, or freshness of produce, or comparison shop in store for discounted items or whatever…not to mention seeing something in the store that I might need for an ingredient on another recipe….went over his head. So concerned about my health safety. I think when you turn a certain age young people attach a label and assume you are getting frail and need their advice.

I had my co worker explain to me how to use a 3 hole puncher. I lived half my life nearly before she was born. Are you effing kidding me? Lol

2 videos I've seen recently

1- a college-age women couldn't figure out how to open an audio cassette case

2- 22 yr old flight stewardess thought a Walkman was a bomb

Hmmm..Ive heard quite a few!
But I’m terrible at remembering anything when asked.

The oddest one I recall right now in this moment was a woman in a coffee shop stating, with authority!, that a macchiato was a type of bird.

Some people are addicted to the adrenaline.

The grand prize winner for me was hearing two drunk people arguing ferociously over "which is harder, a diamond drill bit or a hog's tooth?"

If they hadn't been so drunk, a punch or two might have connected.

At a previoys job: "No, I don't want you to [fix my problem] What would I complain about then?

"ur mom wants to see u in a white dress and then her grandchildren.. So get to it before it's too late"

Better than aerobics. Lol

Probably when someone literally told me I was ‘bad at being a gold digger’ as an insult because i didn’t perceive him as my ‘golden ticket (as he referred to himself’) and had the audacity to respect myself. 🤨. Like.. how dare this chick have self-worth? Who the hell does she think she is? Lol

Nothing like misery to make things interesting