Here we go ladies

*learns how to sleep with one eye open* 😬

I must admit that wasn't often.

Maybe once

Me on a call with my LD boyfriend who watched him sleep for a solid 30 minutes without blinking 😆

That’s some evil stuff damn!

yup

In the past, i thought the same thing about her. Thank goodness she left before it became a reality 🤣🤣😍😂😁👋🏻..LOL

Soldonmonday -l -n -onda = Sodomy 😳
😂

Sorry 😉 my brain just sees these things, like looking a a word search puzzle.

Honestly, since Yoda is an Alien, they/it might not even be male, (or female), at all!

I believe it!..LOL 🤣... I'm probably lucky I'm [i]still[/i] alive..LOL 😆

i am sure my ex ,, has said this a few times ,,,lol

Sure.
There is a flip side to this...

😶 *backs up*

Don't mess with the baby yo

Not me. 🙂

I wake him up first🤭

Ouch 🤪🤪🤪

👍