Going on a flight, You see your boss sitting right next to your scheduled seat. You told him you were going away for a funeral for a week

You don't have to dress like your attending the funeral to fly.

I'd actually feel sorry for men flying out in a full black suit if that was a requirement...

H-Hello there..*clears throat* Sadly we lost our beloved uncle from Honolulu.. yes, we're going there, relatives from all the corners of the world we are going to meet there. Such a beloved person, he did quite a charity work over there.. everyone loves him .. 😳

Act like you dont know them 😄

My boss would laugh his ass off and say finally you hold a lie and did something for yourself

I would say my family are positive people and asked me to wear cool clothes. 😎

Jokes on you, my boss is in space. Or something.

[i]I know about you and the Secretary...[/i]

Tell him my friend who died requested every one to wear beach cloth lol