I set my bestfriends face on fire
And to this day we still chill hahaha now that's friendship at its finest folks XD
26-30, M
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One of my mates accidentally shot me in the eyelid with an air pistol, He didn’t realise it was loaded. He thought I was going to skull fuck him lol. But I got him back later, I got him in the back of the head while he was passed out drunk, then he woke up. Then we just took turns shooting each other with it all day. The prick got me on the big toe while I was barefoot, that fuckin hurt lol.
Mcduck8982 · 26-30, M
@SW-User ROLMFAO your the best! You remind me of me and my besties me and taylor when we were younger shot each other with his pellet gun and fuck did that hurt I gotta scar on my knee! But that's okay I shot his while he was hanging a piss now he's got a scar on his ass cheek! Hahaha and my friend told me if I could take a full clip from his new high powered Bebe gun I could have it! This fucker shot steel bebes using co2, he didn't think I could do it that's why he made that bet! Well I anted up and said he'd have to pony up all his ammo too and we shook on it. Sure enough I take ever painful shot from that damn ruthless thing and won it! He was pissed off! Haha so I took my new gun loaded it and unloaded it on him and my gf at the time they both cried hahahahaha
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@Mcduck8982 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣frickin well worth bet hahaha. While we were playing with ours another mate and his girl came over. She was like “you guys are psycho! Doesn’t that hurt ?” I loaded one up aimed at my temple. “Ping” the pellet bounced off my head while she screamed bloody murder lol.
Mcduck8982 · 26-30, M
@SW-User haha ruthless!!!! I bought a high powered pellet gun in London on and modified the spring for more power and had a hunting scope on it :) and shot people off my balcony hahaha, I shot a Muslim fella in the feet cause he was wearing sandals and he started hoping around swearnfing XD also shit a girl in the tit she decked her bf cause she thought he did it ROLMFAO
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@Mcduck8982 oh my god! Lol hahaha.
Mcduck8982 · 26-30, M
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@Mcduck8982 hahaha that would be awesome. I wish I had an air pistol now that I have fruit and veg growing in my back yard, at night we have a possum problem. They are natives but vermin in the suburbs.
Mcduck8982 · 26-30, M
@SW-User haha mine could kill shit thought I never did I just picked people off from safe distances in annoying areas i study what may bother them and seize the shot XD this one employee at Macs ripped me off so every night at 9:00pm sharp he'd get off and had to take the alley way home every night, I had a timer set for 8:45 every night and picked him off till he was out of sight he got faster I got to be a better shot hehe I made friends in the building who would let me pick him off from their balcony too XD
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@Mcduck8982 hahaha I like your style lol.
Mcduck8982 · 26-30, M
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@Mcduck8982 speaking of good payback, one time this cunt was walking his dog and he lets little yapping mutt do a shit right on my front lawn after I just mowed it. So I covertly followed him and his dog home and found out where his house was, just at the end of the street. So I grabbed a plastic bag and filled it up with dog shit from my flatmates big dog, took it down and tipped it all over that bloke and his yap rats lawn, lol. That’ll teach him to let his dog shit in my front lawn.