Me in heaven:

"Where's the water you turned into wine?"

Jesus: "Don't start."

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Ever have Jesus over for a party and he’s showing off? He dropped by last year and was drunk, walking across the pool, tripped over a SpongeBob raft, did a face plant and bam! My pool was now 20,000 gallons of Manischewitz. Then he says

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and I haven’t seen him since. 🤨

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stratosranger · M

@AngelKrish Next time I’ll be ready

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You’re not going anywhere pal till my pool is fixed!

DffrntDrmmr · M

@stratosranger Last I heard he got drunk at some festival, was seen riding a donkey backwards and then stumbled into some vendors tables knocking them over. He hasn't been seen since.