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Once again, I can't sleep

Anyone got any chloroform they can spare? 😂

And dw I'm m already waiting for someone to make a joke about counting sheep 🥲
nedkelly · 61-69, M
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Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
@nedkelly She could have done better.
Nanori · F
Count yourself
Nanori · F
@SW-User I'm haram
SW-User
@MethDozer I dont do smooth 😅 go at everything in life like an angry crackhead with a sledgehammer
Nanori · F
@SW-User what an accurate description
SW-User
a shepherd never sleeps ..
He has to appear precisely at the moment he is needed, when the sheep run away and try to buttfvck each other
SW-User
Have u tried breathing techniques ??
SW-User
@SW-User teach me your magical breathing powers 😠
SW-User
@SW-User *smothers you with pillow* 😎
SW-User
@SW-User with a pillow? 😒 slight disappointment but it beats still being awake
Alisha233 · 31-35, F
Nimja Hypnosis has a chloroform audio you might enjoy
Alisha233 · 31-35, F
[media=https://youtu.be/HnL8UuZxhdA]
deadgerbil · 26-30
Try sleeping pills?

I take unison sleepgels and they work well
iamelijah · 26-30, M
Wanna me sing you lullaby?
SW-User
@iamelijah that would be nice 😅
iamelijah · 26-30, M
@SW-User But I am tone deaf though. Ahem. Get ready... 3..2.. 1.
SW-User
Deep slow breath's. See if this helps.
Sexylips · 36-40, F
I hope you managed to get some sleep
SW-User
This sw ..you know somehas got some
LemonWorld · F
Choke the gopher
eyeno · M
sleep-well...,

[media=https://youtu.be/JhVIMAiKZ-A]
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[media=https://youtu.be/qZur7V5rjeM]
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Beat yo meattttt
SW-User
@SkeetSkeet you should be taking care of that for me 😡
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
@SW-User let me grab the meat tenderizer
SW-User
@SkeetSkeet tenderize my meat pls babe 🥵
You'd only get to 10 tho
SW-User
@V00doo I'll have you know I can count to at least 20. I have my fingers and toes to help me 😌
@SW-User I didn't want to presume you only had 20
SW-User
@V00doo you're terrible


It's lucky I like terrible 🥴😅
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Allergy medicine
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
Magic circle work, are you asleep now.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
It’s hard for me to sleep lately because of the pain I have.

You need to take care of yourself though. Sleep is so important for your well-being.
SW-User
You don't drink

Maybe a game, Nanori 🤭
MethDozer · M
I do not, but luckily for you it's a simple process of reacting a hypochlorite with a ketone.
SW-User
@MethDozer is that all? 🥲 tbf that doesnt seem very complicated.

I'm off to make my millions in the chloroform business 😌
MethDozer · M
@SW-User yep

 
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