Word on the street is you got beef with me

@mindstruggle no?
What about shrimp?

@basilfawlty89
Shrimp who?

@mindstruggle you don't want to have shrimp with me? 🥺
Okay, I mean I'll just be eating vegetables, but...

@basilfawlty89
Oh. Yea yea sure sure

@mindstruggle not what the word on the street is

@ShepherdBard
You're on the wrong street.

@mindstruggle this is where Mapquest took me

@ShepherdBard
From the cereal box 😒

@mindstruggle what are you on about? 😒

@ShepherdBard
I saw that map from a kiddie cereal box.

@mindstruggle I’m using an app 😒

@ShepherdBard
What app? 😒

@mindstruggle Mapquest!!

@ShepherdBard
Haven't heard that before. 😒

@mindstruggle get your head outta the sand 😒

@ShepherdBard
Who would put their head on the sand? 😒

@mindstruggle me, after too many pints of lager on the beach.

@mindstruggle you obviously

@ShepherdBard
No, I'm not drunk.

@mindstruggle Hi not drunk, I'm dad! 🙂

@basilfawlty89
Okay, Dad.

@mindstruggle now be nice to your brother Bard. I'll go get you ice cream and him some crayons.

@basilfawlty89
1. Nah
2. Ok by dad

@mindstruggle you take good care of him.
And see if he'll try some ice-cream, Lord knows the boy needs to stop eating crayons.

@ShepherdBard
😒