Starcrossed · 41-45, F
Did they die in line after paying but before receiving the drink or has a sip been taken?
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@Starcrossed let's say he is sitting there slumped over dead and they called his name and you see a Venti drink there on the counter
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
@pancakeslam ...I mean why let it go to waste?
helenS · 36-40, F
I wouldn't even take note – I never enter any Starbucks "coffee" shop. 😏
Hey, there's always "Uncle Ernies Little Shop of Everything", and his coffee is almost as delicious as his salami!
Hey, there's always "Uncle Ernies Little Shop of Everything", and his coffee is almost as delicious as his salami!
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@helenS OK that's fine, you eat Ernie's salami. I will sit at Starbucks because I feel comfortable here. Although this fat dude is looking at me really funny.
helenS · 36-40, F
@pancakeslam We can't even exchange emails, you and me, because Uncle Ernie has no WIFI, as opposed to your Starbucks (or so I guess?).
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@helenS well I have unlimited hotspot so I can sit just about any place
calicuz · 56-60, M
Hell no, do I look like the kind of guy that would be in a Starbucks? 😎


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calicuz · 56-60, M
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@calicuz because the employees have good taste
calicuz · 56-60, M

SW-User
NO. But only because I don’t drink coffee
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@SW-User I never heard of that til just now. but they have bagels. and scones.
helenS · 36-40, F
@SW-User Are you from another planet or what? 😏

SW-User
@helenS it has been said
Patriot96 · 56-60, C
Thats what killed them
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
Never waste a good coffee.
Spoiledbrat · F
Sure
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@Spoiledbrat perfect

SW-User
I might go off coffee for a while altogether.
Also I will never find out because Starbucks? Never.
Also I will never find out because Starbucks? Never.
Patriot96 · 56-60, C
Give it to my ex
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@Patriot96 damn bruh
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
What a terrible way to go.
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@uncalled4 yes because

SW-User
I don't drink coffee. If it was a dragon drink, that shit is mine.
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@SW-User yeah I saw somebody carrying out a purple monster 💀
I drink peoples coffee dead or alive. My hobbies include other peoples things.
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@Wallflow3r me too. one time I ate a strangers food right off their plate at the food court.
@pancakeslam one time I ate a piece of melted cheese off a McDonald’s wrapper from one of the tables.
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@Wallflow3r Hot
Moneyonmymind · 31-35, M
What kind of question is that.
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@Moneyonmymind typical for me
Moneyonmymind · 31-35, M
@pancakeslam and no I wouldn’t I hate coffee
empanadas · 31-35, M
Starbucks
I don't date white women for this reason.
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@empanadas fine leave all that white snatch for me
empanadas · 31-35, M
@pancakeslam sometimes a homie needs a visa, so leave a left over for this third world mofo once In awhile.
pancakeslam · 46-50, M
@empanadas Pumpkin Spice queefs